Jeph Jacques decided to go out in a blaze of shitposts and in his honor I think it's only right to share these tweets with a wider audience

jeph jacques twitter with the display name as elon musk and the pfp is the picture of a younger balding elon musk. text says: the remaining staff at twitter are actively bullying me now. Jed from accounting called me a "little baby bitchboy" to my face and nobody even said anything. I mean obviously I fired him and I'm having my goons break his wife's legs, but still. it hurts :(ALT
jeph jacques twitter with the display name as elon musk and the pfp is the picture of a younger balding elon musk. text says: some joker impersonating me said I drink my own urine every morning. this is false. I drink it at various times of the dayALT
jeph jacques twitter with the display name as elon musk and the pfp is the picture of a younger balding elon musk. text says: I love comedy. can't get enough of it. but using jokes to speak truth to power? absolutely disgusting.ALT
jeph jacques twitter with the display name as elon musk and the pfp is the picture of a younger balding elon musk. text says: why would anybody ever punch UP? punching down means you won't get your ass kicked. it's obvious.ALT
jeph jacques twitter with the display name as elon musk and the pfp is the picture of a younger balding elon musk. text says: I support Free Speech on Twitter, unless you're making fun of me, which is illegal.ALT

goodnight, sweet prince

blank twitter heading of jeph jacques's twitter account. text says Account SuspendedALT

is it so bad to want to kill everyone at all times

went on a walk smelled the pine trees. im fine now

crave blood again

half of tumblr wants to fuck, the other half wants to die

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